witchcraft-y:


this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

witchcraft-y:

this gives me life and inspires me to step up my lipstick game

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dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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meanplastic:


the only math i need

meanplastic:

the only math i need

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agentrodgers:

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*pretends I didn’t see*

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kwisatzhaderock:

h-a-r-p-o:

what could you possibly need wrenches this size for

rpg melee weapon

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derpycats:


Chillin

derpycats:

Chillin

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You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

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hammerlock:


does whatever a sipdre cna

hammerlock:

does whatever a sipdre cna

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clairefox35:

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle


I have a silly walk and I’d like to apply for a government grant to develop it

clairefox35:

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

I have a silly walk and I’d like to apply for a government grant to develop it

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bootygrooty:

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

218 chapters
3.5 million words
AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS

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[x]

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tardis221b:

if you think your puns are bad just remember that one time i gave a presentation at school about the king of spain abdicating and this was the title

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rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

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If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

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annamariaesergren:

Well well well… I’m not surprised at all.. 

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